Wearing this shirt says: "Yes, I willingly paid to sit in a wooden box and sweat out all my regrets." It also says: "I support small business, preferably ones next to large bodies of water."
It’s not just merch—it’s a wearable endorsement of steam, small business, and staying loyal to places that remember your name.
Look good. Sweat local.
*The shirt is black with a black logo. The model is wearing their true size Medium.
Wearing this shirt says: "Yes, I willingly paid to sit in a wooden box and sweat out all my regrets." It also says: "I support small business, preferably ones next to large bodies of water."
It’s not just merch—it’s a wearable endorsement of steam, small business, and staying loyal to places that remember your name.
Look good. Sweat local.
*The shirt is black with a black logo. The model is wearing their true size Medium.